John Golat @whoisjohngolat
My bots sent me about 50 check-ins a day. Most said “nothing changed.” Now I get one board.
Bots that run your business.Without babysitting them.My bots sent me 50 check-ins a day.So I gave them a boss.
One boss bot. One board a day. Nothing goes out without your yes.
Give my bots a boss · $97
⚡ Instant download · ↩️ 14-day refund · 🔒 Stripe
By John Golat · I run my companies with 60+ bots
Mon 9:40am · Morning board
Morning, John. Your board, 3 items:
- COO: 14 routines ran overnight. 1 missed, rerun queued.
- Money Watcher: flagged a charge that looks doubled. Refund request drafted. Waiting on you
- Inbox: 6 replies drafted · 0 sent Draft
Approve the refund request?
- ASend it
- BHold until Friday
- CChange something first
Or answer in the chat below
A · Send it. Keep the rest.
👍Created routine Refund follow-up · Fri
Done.
Example board. Made up.
What you get
7 bots. 5 rules. One boss.
22 files. Instant download. Plain text you copy and paste.
The 7 bots
- Chief of Staff · the only bot that talks to you
- COO · checks that every bot ran
- Money Watcher · flags odd charges. Never pays.
- Inbox · writes your replies. Never sends.
- Calendar · suggests changes. Never books.
- Lead Scout · finds people who want what you sell
- Improver · suggests fixes each week. Changes nothing.
- 5 House Rules · the rules every bot follows
- Org chart + 30-min quick start · who does what, and where to start
- Prompt pack · every block in one copy-paste file
- 2 bonus bots · Reviews and Email Nurture. Draft only.
- Meter Sheet + Quiet Schedule · fewer runs, less wasted plan
- Walkthrough video · by Tue Oct 20
- Bot Bootcamp · live, Sat Oct 24, 10am CT. Recorded.
- Private X Community · invite by email within 24 hours
See all 22 files
- 00 Start here
- 01 Org chart
- 02 The 5 House Rules
- 03 Inbox (lead replies)
- 04 Calendar (booking)
- 05 Reviews bot
- 06 Email Nurture bot
- 07 Daily board
- 08 Quiet Schedule
- 10 Bot Bootcamp agenda
- 11 Prompt pack
- 12 30-minute quick start
- 13 Chief of Staff
- 14 COO
- 15 Money Watcher
- 16 Lead Scout
- 17 Improver
- 18 Meter Sheet (.md + .csv)
- 19 Which-Plan Worksheet (.md + .csv)
- README
Free. Copy it.
Yesterday's yes doesn't count
This is House Rule #1. All 60+ of my bots have it. Paste it into yours.
house-rule-1.txt
Propose-only. Do not send, post, publish, spend, book, cancel, delete, or change any live setting unless [OWNER] explicitly says so in that message. A yes on one item is not a yes on the next one. Draft it, save it, and report it to [CHIEF OF STAFF].
Honest note: a rule is an instruction, not a lock. Turn on your tool's own approval setting too.
I hired 60 bots and forgot to hire a boss
3 true stories from my own bots. No testimonials yet. The kit is new.
John Golat @whoisjohngolat
A $50 ad charge looked doubled. My Money Watcher flagged it, wrote the refund request, and waited for me.
John Golat @whoisjohngolat
A bot's draft said my pages were live. It checked. They weren't. It held the draft.
Pricing
Pay once. Hear from your bots once a day.
Bot Secrets
$97/ one time
Why only $97? It's a presale. The video isn't recorded yet, and I have no testimonials. On Tue Oct 20 it goes to $147.
Get my kit · $97- All 22 files today: 7 bots, 5 House Rules, the extras
- Video by Tue Oct 20
- Bot Bootcamp, Sat Oct 24, 10am CT
- Private X Community
$124/ one time
The kit, plus 6 bots that draft your marketing. +$27.
Hire the whole team · $124- Everything in the kit, including Bot Bootcamp
- Growth Team Pack: Marketing Strategist, Copywriter, X Post Writer, Market Pulse, Product Board, Founder/Strategy
- Same House Rules. Nothing posts without your yes.
- Growth Team Pack ships by Oct 27, to the same download
Want it built with you? 30 days with me, $2,500. Max 3 clients. Apply by email →
Still pinged all day? That's on me.
- ↩️ 14 days: email john@clarua.com for a full refund. No forms.
- 🔕 30 days: if your 7 bots still ping you more than once a day, I fix it with you on a call, or refund you.
Questions
How do I get it?
Right after you pay, you download all 22 files. The video is added to the same download by Tue Oct 20. I email you when it's in.
What do I need?
A bot tool you already pay for, with bot profiles and scheduled tasks. No code. I built this on the bot tool I use every day. On other tools, a few steps may differ.
I'm not technical. Can I do this?
Yes. You paste, you don't write. The 30-minute quick start gets your first bot running tonight.
Can a bot spend my money?
Every bot is told to draft and wait for your yes on that item. A rule is an instruction, not a lock, so also turn on your tool's own approval setting. I show you how to test both.
Is this a subscription?
No. You pay once. The video comes at no extra cost.
More questions
Will I burn through my plan?
The kit costs nothing extra to run. The Meter Sheet shows which bot uses the most. The Quiet Schedule cuts runs (mine went from ~74 a weekday to ~24, on paper).
What format are the files?
Plain text (.md) plus 2 spreadsheets (.csv). Open them in any text editor or Google Docs.
What's the private X Community?
A members-only group on X for buyers. The invite comes by email within 24 hours. It's brand new.
What if I miss Bot Bootcamp?
It's a live 90-minute build-along on Sat Oct 24, 10am CT. It's recorded. Presale buyers get the replay.
Is this a Supa Bot thing?
No. I founded Supa Bot, but you don't need it.
Other questions?
Email me at john@clarua.com. I answer myself.
Two Mondays. Pick one.
One: you read every check-in. Two: you read one board.
or get the whole team for $124
John Golat · Founder, Clarua and Supa Bot
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